Bear Whisperer

American: AaaaaAAAaah it's a bear!
Bear: AaaaaAAAaah it's a Finn!

I am satisfied that our reputation proceeds us.

"The most Canadian way to get rid of bears": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O33JRDumOM
"Finnish man scares a bear away by shouting PERKELE": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

@Vercalos Thanks for the links.

Best job in the world..

@Zuperkrunch remember. you don't have to be the fastest. just faster than the person NEXT to you

@InDeathWeReturn nice advice

@InDeathWeReturn Yes HAHAHAHA

@Zuperkrunch The guy in the blue pants have simple priorities in life: "Screw you guys and your camera, me and my surfboard are out of here!"

@Rogers the bear probably say: hey!! Why u guys running away.. I want to have a cool close up pics on national geography's cover magazine next month!! Please.. Take a good pics of me.. Come back!!! btw, it's not surfboard but the whiteboard/reflectionboard for lighting

@Zuperkrunch That is the best image right there. I still wish I had the video of the pack of coyotes my buds and I stumbled upon boating. Similar incident, more cursing, and a jammed rifle later we were about 1 km from the boat and on the other side of the river!

@Mr-Ichart thanx wow.. Coyote can ran faster..

Well I had seen the Canadian one. Looked up the Finnish one and scared my dog.

About the finnish clip and the Perkele he started with, if I may add, the pronunciation and emphasis of the word is quite important, and he pretty much nailed it. So if you ever need to use Perkele, remember this guy. More intense, the better. Even the bear knows he means business. The power comes from within you, young Padawan.

@Cougarsmane Another perfect example is Veikko Sinisalo in the Sisu commercials, digging up a field while swearing sulphurously and mumbling something about "Goddamn frost, you won't spoil my lands for long!".

The actual video...
https://youtu.be/dIfZKdZEJNQ

@RadBaron https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spr2EOe1f5Y and the Finnish video

@RadBaron canadian bears are so polite..

@Zuperkrunch In Canada everything is polite. Someone has a cancer, it leaves if requested politely. In Finland we shout curse words if we want things to disappear, and they do. It is magic. Even Harry Potter would be jealous.

@BETAOPTICS hehehe.. Harry poter would be jealous of finnish peoples..

Actually we Finns get along with our bears quite well...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI_f0buRi2c

@Finuc That's one guy, who's raised them from birth.
Try that with a wild grizzly, and you're fucked.

@DarkMage7280 Well, I suppose the bear will take the free food, not something he needs to hunt or find himself. Mamabear with cubs is different matter.

@Finuc Now I can't decide between a bear or a wolf....

@ProudHetalian29 Cats and dogs have been domesticated for thousands of years, bear and wolves have not.
Don't get me wrong, I've love a jaguar as a pet, but I understand that my parents' miniature schnauzer won't tear my face off if he has a bad day.

@DarkMage7280 Fuck my dreams then.

@ProudHetalian29 If you don't appreciate being mauled by a large predator, then yes, I would recommend fucking 'em.

Original Bear Perkele Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7_pVrIshxA

@Artur_I
We have bigger bears in russia.

@Keremline Well, you would have had the largest bears in the world if Alexander II decided to keep Alaska.

@Dena Poor Alexander II made one of the worst deals ever when he sold Alaska.

@Artur_I Canadian bear:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O33JRDumOM