What did you say? 7 8, 1:21am

Yeah, we speak danish if you count Norway population on kristiansand...
my language is somewhat close to old Norwegian or old norse.
I dont understand danish and how you can you can say norwegian is danish xD
I tried to speak to a danish lady in a danish store, she didn't even understand yes or no in both my dialect and bokmål (i didn't understand her either so we ended up with english) xD
So the nordic countries i understand the most is Iceland and sweden, and are probably those countries that understand me the best too.
We have soo many types of Norwegian (1000+ dialects), the words change from where you are in Norway.
Moro (fun) can suddenly be gama and Jeg ( i ) can suddenly be E, Æ, Eg. Fjell (mountain) can be fjall, Norge (Norway) can be Noreg.
Ku (cow) can be kyr, å ikke like (to not like) can be å mislike... etc.
"Eg er norsk", that is new norwegian (the second writing language in Norway) for "i am norwegian".
Yeah, we have two writing languages in Norway....