Scandinavia and the World
Scandinavia and the World

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The Badasses 16 1, 10:39am

@Cipher_Queen Finland will grab his puukko knife, Svalbard a machine gun, and Åland whatever gun he was using when he shot Russia, probably an AK47. Finland will start stabbing, injuring Svalbard, but then he sends a polar bear in for defense. With Finland distracted, he tries to shoot him, but Åland starts shooting and Svalbard is forced to run away and wait for a better time. Meanwhile, the polar bear disarms Finland, who is forced to get out his sniper. He kills the polar bear and finds that everybody else has left. Finland goes out looking for Svalbard and Åland without realizing that Åland, who has the key to his house, has broken into the basement and drank some coffee. Then, Svalbard comes back out, having healed himself with snow, and tries to shoot Finland, but quickly realizes that Finland has a sniper. Svalbard tries to retreat, but only makes it 200 kilometers before Finland kills him. Now it is just Finland and Åland. Finland goes to his house, where he searches for Åland on the satellite system. This goes on for a little bit before Åland finishes drinking all of Finland's coffee and flies up the steps, more powerful than ever. Finland realizes that the AK47 has a much higher RPM than his sniper does, and he surrenders. Åland doesn't care and starts shooting. Finland only gets in one shot before Åland kills him, but it is a fatal shot, and Åland is unable to recover.

Outcome: Everyone Dies.