Sweden's Volvo made the three-point seatbelt design patent open and available to other car manufacturers for free, in the interest of safety. It saves one life every 6 minutes.
Denmark: I'm a shitty pansexual!
Norway: Oohhhh!!!
Norway: (thinking) That sounds sooooo hot!
Sweden: (thinking) Dumb, dumb Denmark! Norway is mine! I gotta kill him! But first...
Sweden: Kill me
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