Fan Art: Why America Can't Read
It isn't because he's illiterate, it's because he needs reading glasses! The glasses fell out of America's pocket or something in case it wasn't clear. I came up with this after looking at such important American figures as Benjamin Franklin and Teddy Roosevelt.
Fun Fact: America made his own glasses (Benjamin Franklin invented bifocal glasses)
By:
tfk
14th April 2012
22 Comments:
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Aww, America! You silly guy, glasses don't make you a nerd. You need intelligence and enjoyment of learning or obsession to be a nerd. Glasses make you look so cute!
@Innanna Oh don't we wish that all we needed to fix the problem was glasses.