Scandinavia and the World

Comments #9324031:

Who's your daddy? 14 2, 12:17am

Sister Sweden, you broke Finland's heart.
We'll have to spank you.

No, wait... we'll tie you up and gag you.
No, wait. We'll cover you in honey and Thousand Island sauce, and unleash hungry cows on you.

No, wait.
Is there any punishment she wouldn't somehow enjoy?