Scandinavia and the World

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The joy of giving 30 12, 12:09am

'@Vexillo' If my reply was that "Yes, I read swedish newspaper, fascinating articles.." friends would start call me swede and that's humiliating. "Oh look, here the cute little swedey is slurping moccalatte... Look, he has put some adorable vanilla gel on his hair to look nice for his boyfriend, surely you use same gel in your ass? Does it make squelchy sound when you walk in your shiny italian clever handsome goody-two-shoes? What are you doing later today, going to H&M to buy a fancy new scarf, you scoundrel? Or maybe going to "damfrisering" fifth time for today..." It would never stop and they would call me "Svante" thereafter . :D