Odds and Ends
Two ways about it
16 5, 10:57am
That's funny, but I heard a different version to do with Canada...
Here it is:
50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Canadians plant gardens.
35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down.
32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.
0 Fahrenheit (-17.8 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.
-60 Faherenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.
-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians pull down their ear flaps
-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero: all atomic motion stops
Canadians start saying "Cold, eh?"
-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over
Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
Yeah... this is a Canadian joke... Canadians, and hockey loving Americans will get this joke...
The Stanley Cup is the reason Canadians don't know, or care about the world hockey cup or whatever it is...