Wrong Identity 13 8, 3:07am

USA: Too bad for the Japanese that Nokia went bust, they--

Finland: (sigh) It was a Finnish company.

USA: Huh. Well, don't feel bad. You invented the sauna--

Finland: No, I didn't.

Canada: Hmmm, well, the Molotov cocktail---

Finland: The Spanish invented it. I just gave it a name.

USA: Hmmm. Well, there's ABBA---

Finland: Swedish.

Canada: IKEA--

Finland: Swedish.

USA: Vodka---

Finland: (annoyed) Russian! (mutters) We just like the stuff...

Canada: Uh.... No offence, but what did you guys invent?

Finland: ...................................................Wife-carrying?

USA & Canada: .............................................................................................................................What?