There is a beer called "Fucking Hell" - Hell being 17 11, 2:41am

Erm, almost right. Helles is not an ale at all; it's a pale lager. Basically, it's to real (!) pilsner what mild is to pale ale.

(Also, Fucking Hell is... meh. Yeah, I've actually had it. It's inoffensive, and that's about all it is.)