Odds and Ends
24 2, 9:01am
Cult? What cult? We're just here to spread the good news of pineapple pizza to the unenlightened masses. We just have to keep our work secret, because, well, you see what kind of persecution we face.
Yes, I hear Trump carries around a shaker full of gold flakes, and he puts it on his KFC and Big Macs. As for the showers - well, there's a steady stream of reports about that sort of thing, due to leaks that he seems determined to plug up. But there are still all these wee, wee little reports that journalists are still flushing out, and that's all I know. I try to keep up with the news, but I'm not exactly a wiz at it.