Scandinavia and the World
Scandinavia and the World

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The Corrupt-a-Wish Foundation 5 4 3, 10:24pm

Granted. You win the Golden Ticket and get a tour of Willy Wonka's candy factory. However, you don't heed the instruction to "Mind Your Step", and accidentally slip and fall into the vat of liquid chocolate for coating marshmallow bunnies. After they fish you out, Wonka has a brainstorm, and designs a new kind of sweet based on what you look like now: the all-new, incredibly-delicious Willy Wonka® Chocolate Hejsanhoppsan. Your chocolate-covered body is put on display at the factory as a tribute for inspiring their most popular product.

I wish I had canned pancakes, so that I could just open a can, slap them on a plate, pop them into the microwave, and have my pancakes for breakfast this morning.