Scandinavia and the World
Scandinavia and the World

Comments #9613771:


Fall from grace 25 3, 7:10am

@Survier

United States: *pushing dead Nazi Germany into a ditch* "We really should organize an international alliance to prevent genocides and world wars from happening again."
Russia: "Yeah, everybody focus on how bad the Germans just were."
Britain: "Yes, like the League of Nations but not useless. We can call him the United Nations."
*a few years later*
Off-Screen Voice: "Help!! Help!!! There's a genocide here! They're killing children!!!"
United Nations: "Sorry, we don't want to mess with national sovereignty. You're on your own."
Off-Screen Voice: "Help!! They're murdering us!!!!"
United Nations: "LalalaIcan'thearyou!!!"
United States: "I'll help you."
United Nations: "NO!! Intervention is the worst thing anybody can ever do!! What makes you think you can police the world?!?"
United States: "If you don't want someone else to then why don't you do it?"
United Nations: "Because it's easier not to!"
Off-Screen Voice: "Help!!" *gunshots*
United States: "I think he's dead now."
United Nations: "I feel guilty, I should have done something. NEVER AGAIN!!! This is the last genocide that happens under my watch-"
Different Off-Screen Voice: "Help!! They're killing us all!"
United Nations: "Not my business, not my problem!"