Once upon a time, there was a little boy from Amsterdam named Timmy. He frequently visited a site called VatE, or Vikings and the Earth, with a comic about the Viking age and a forum.
He was well known, but not for being nice. Quite the opposite actually. After his original account (KyleFuxtens) got banned for spamming, trolling, and acting like a dick belonging to a 4-year old, he had created 20+ alts that had all been banned for the same reasons. Old people constantly warned new people about him, mods had a page where they could see if a new account shared the same IP as Timmy's original one bookmarked, and when he showed up again, he wasn't there for long.
It all started out at a sunny day in early July. Timmy was a bored 10-year old with nothing to do. His dad worked all day, and his mum mostly just cared about his baby sister.
He surfed on the world wide web a bit when he suddenly found VatE. He checked the comics, thought they were fun, and then he saw that you could create an account and that there was a forum.
Timmy created KyleFuxtens. He didn't really know how to introduce himself, so he ended up just creating a topic called 'Hi im new just talk ._.'. But he didn't like that name, so he created another topic called 'Here you can talk about ANYTHING'. He didn't like that name either, so he created 'Kyles chat room', and he was finally happy.
But what he didn't realise was:
1. That there was already a topic like this, called 'The mind of yours'.
2. That he posted 'Kyles chat room' in the wrong forum.
People were quick to point that out. Timmy responded with intelligent comments like 'Okay I'm learning -_-', and 'Yeah yeah shut up'.
One day he got tired of people pointing that out and said:
'FUCK YOU ALL I WANT U TO DIE'
And then it pretty much just went downhill from there.
Timmy knew that he sooner or later was going to get banned. To prevent that, he decided to create a topic which said 'I'M LEAVE GOODBYE', going on about his 'absent' father, 'neglecting' mother, 'mentally retarded' sister, and hope that the mods wouldn't do anything because they found it unnecessary. But that didn't go well, since if you checked his profile, you could see that he had been online all the time.
I could go on about his alts, but then this post would be hundreds of kilometres long.
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'@FreeTibet Leave. Us. The. Fuck. Alone. Can't. You. Understand?' - GurgleBlupp
'@GurgleBlupp FUCK UUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
U HAVE A SHITTY USERNAME!!!!!!!!
FUCK U!!! DIE!!!' - FreeTibet (a Kyle account)
Once upon a time, there was a little boy from Amsterdam named Timmy. He frequently visited a site called VatE, or Vikings and the Earth, with a comic about the Viking age and a forum.
He was well known, but not for being nice. Quite the opposite actually. After his original account (KyleFuxtens) got banned for spamming, trolling, and acting like a dick belonging to a 4-year old, he had created 20+ alts that had all been banned for the same reasons. Old people constantly warned new people about him, mods had a page where they could see if a new account shared the same IP as Timmy's original one bookmarked, and when he showed up again, he wasn't there for long.
It all started out at a sunny day in early July. Timmy was a bored 10-year old with nothing to do. His dad worked all day, and his mum mostly just cared about his baby sister.
He surfed on the world wide web a bit when he suddenly found VatE. He checked the comics, thought they were fun, and then he saw that you could create an account and that there was a forum.
Timmy created KyleFuxtens. He didn't really know how to introduce himself, so he ended up just creating a topic called 'Hi im new just talk ._.'. But he didn't like that name, so he created another topic called 'Here you can talk about ANYTHING'. He didn't like that name either, so he created 'Kyles chat room', and he was finally happy.
But what he didn't realise was:
1. That there was already a topic like this, called 'The mind of yours'.
2. That he posted 'Kyles chat room' in the wrong forum.
People were quick to point that out. Timmy responded with intelligent comments like 'Okay I'm learning -_-', and 'Yeah yeah shut up'.
One day he got tired of people pointing that out and said:
'FUCK YOU ALL I WANT U TO DIE'
And then it pretty much just went downhill from there.
Timmy knew that he sooner or later was going to get banned. To prevent that, he decided to create a topic which said 'I'M LEAVE GOODBYE', going on about his 'absent' father, 'neglecting' mother, 'mentally retarded' sister, and hope that the mods wouldn't do anything because they found it unnecessary. But that didn't go well, since if you checked his profile, you could see that he had been online all the time.
I could go on about his alts, but then this post would be hundreds of kilometres long.
The End