Scandinavia and the World

Comments #9739959:


Every time 3 3, 10:15pm

USA: I will not adopt your system!
Sweden: Well, don't, then. It's your choice.
USA: Don't try and force it on me!
Norway: We're not trying anything. Leave us alone, please.
USA: It would never work here!
Denmark: I agree, it probably wouldn't. Now leave us alone.
USA: I will never adopt your system!
Sweden: You already said that, and that's fine by us.
USA: And you're not taking away my guns!
Norway: We're not trying to. Leave us alone.
USA: FINLAND!!! DON'T YOU TRY AND TAKE AWAY MY GUNS! I LOVE MY GUNS!
Finland: I've noticed. Hi guys, what's up?
USA: Leave my guns alone!
Finland: (annoyed) Fine! Keep your stupid guns, I don't care! (to the Nordics) What's up?
Sweden: We were thinking of hosting a Max von Sydow -movie marathon, and--
USA: Your system will never work for us!
Norway: We know that! Now fuck off!
USA: Finland! I will not adopt your school system!
Finland: That's your choice. Max von Sydow, huh? Can we watch "Hour of the Wolf"?
USA: Quit sending teachers to my schools, then!
Finland: Dude, YOU have sent teachers to MY schools, not the other way round!
USA:........I WILL NEVER ADOPT YOUR STUPID COMMIE, SOCIALIST, FREEDOM-HATING, HOMOSEXUAL, ATHEIST, FEMINIST, MONEY-HATING, GUN-GRABBING SYSTEEEEEMMMM!

***thirty minutes later***

Doctor: How's Brother America?
Nurse: Not good, doctor. He's got Sweden's hand wrapped around his throat, a live cod and Lego blocks stuffed in his ears, and a bottle of Finlandia rammed up his arse.







America wearing England's shirt