USA: "Denmark... do you actually know what a 'Butt Pirate' is to the English-speaking world?"
Denmark: "...Johnny Depp in assless chaps?"
USA: "Noooo... it's a man who attacks and sodomizes other men against their will; an anal rapist. Can you see why (aside from the visual problem, which apparently you will never understand) why I don't want that as a character in a children's theme park?"
Denmark: "You want them to grow up socially responsible enough to get the people they want to bone drunk first? Or is it more about using enough lubricant?"
USA: "Please... please sink into the ocean like Atlantis, forever!"
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USA: "Denmark... do you actually know what a 'Butt Pirate' is to the English-speaking world?"
Denmark: "...Johnny Depp in assless chaps?"
USA: "Noooo... it's a man who attacks and sodomizes other men against their will; an anal rapist. Can you see why (aside from the visual problem, which apparently you will never understand) why I don't want that as a character in a children's theme park?"
Denmark: "You want them to grow up socially responsible enough to get the people they want to bone drunk first? Or is it more about using enough lubricant?"
USA: "Please... please sink into the ocean like Atlantis, forever!"