Odds and Ends
27 5, 9:14pm
"Let's see now... I need eggs, milk, cheese, potato chips, two value-packs of 20x Hotpockets each... oh, look, Murder-Tools-that-have-no-other-purpose-than-to-kill-human-beings are on sale today! Buy one, get a free pack of Police-killer bullets to go with your purchase! ...And hard liquor. I wonder why those in the same aisle?"
("Canadian's are Always Nice" trope subverted! )