@AReasonableAmerican
Carry her far enough, maybe she'll be impressed and amend your unfortunate singleness?
Helps if you carry her past your $90,000 sports car, across the lawn of your $800,000 house, and pass by your workplace where you make over $100,000/year. After a ride like that, she'll carry YOU to the altar! ^_^
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@AReasonableAmerican
Carry her far enough, maybe she'll be impressed and amend your unfortunate singleness?
Helps if you carry her past your $90,000 sports car, across the lawn of your $800,000 house, and pass by your workplace where you make over $100,000/year. After a ride like that, she'll carry YOU to the altar! ^_^