@Fluffybunny
PM: I won a Unicorn! It's small, but it's the best Unicorn we can get!
Papers: Vote for the Unicorn. Vote for the Unicorn!
Parliament: That's not a Unicorn - it's a scrofulous donkey with a cardboard cone tied on its head with string.
Papers: Traitors!
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@Fluffybunny
PM: I won a Unicorn! It's small, but it's the best Unicorn we can get!
Papers: Vote for the Unicorn. Vote for the Unicorn!
Parliament: That's not a Unicorn - it's a scrofulous donkey with a cardboard cone tied on its head with string.
Papers: Traitors!