Scandinavia and the World

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Like a Pair of Drowned Rats 7 8, 4:55am

*Scoffs* a TRUE Englishman ALWAYS has an umbrella on them. If not due to sudden severe weather, its to ward off the sun whilst vacationing in the handful of former tropical colonies who actually like them. After all, they're so pale, they're transparent. To ease my mind I'm just gonna assume he had a temporary lapse of sanity. And forgot it.