Old habits die hard 13 9, 6:02pm

When most women got death sentences in the 1500’s and 1600’s for being witches in Norway, most Norwegian men got death sentences for incest. Isn’t history magical?

1550:
B. Norway: "Hey older Sis? Will you have sex with me?"
S.Norway1: "What? NO!"
B.Norway: "SHE'S A WITCH! BURN HER!"
(Roaring, crackling flames)
B.Norway: "whew! What a smell! Like cooking pork, almost! Oh well. Hey younger Sis? Will you have sex with me?"
S.Norway2: "...uuuuuh... I guess I'd better, hadn't I?"
B.Norway: "Yay!"