Scandinavia and the World

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The North Sea Lotto 21 10, 12:04am

This is why I don't give people lottery tickets.

If they don't win, I paid money to give them something worthless... and statistically that's almost certain to be the case, so I might as well have bought them a piece of paper that says "This was expensive. Please remember to recycle it when you're done looking at it."

If by some miracle they WON... I would have trouble feeling happy for them because I'm 100% wishing I'd kept the ticket and bought them a nice toaster oven or something.