Het Bro Germany 4 1, 3:59pm

Sister America: I know you like ya know, like-like Denmark, but Denmark x Norway is my OTP and I don't appreciate you trying to make Denmark your boyfriend

Brother Germany: I'm not trying to make Denmark my boyfriend we'll just friends. platonic friends

Sister America: but aren't you gay for Denmark?

Brother Germany: I'm not gay

Sister America: ok Bi then

Brother Germany: I'm not bi ether

Sister America: why not? more countries should be Bi, it's 2021 like get over yourselves

(that's a Good Place reference)