mini fanfic about how SatW NASA was born
rated T for sexual themes and minor swear
New Years Eve, America's New Years Eve Party
Germany stood in the corner looking at the guests come in one by one Brother America made him serve snacks and wine at the party the crowd was talking and giggling, no doubt because of the wine, Germany himself been taking a few sips but not as much as the guests, he was honestly kind of bored he has no idea how long he been there since America wanted to have a party all night and started it at dusk
all the snacks were gone and the guests were eating the main meal, Germany wasn't really that hungry and decided to get some fresh air, he walked around in the garden looking at the plants the illuminating from the houses lights and pathway of lights it was honestly pretty. one thing Germany can give the American siblings credit for they sure do like their things to look nice for guest, "siblings" he sighed and remember who he separated from, his Sister, from West to East, with him becoming "West" and her becoming "East"
Germany's eyes began to swell with tears thinking about last decades, then he heard a bark, he wiped his tears and turn around, "Halo, wh-who's there?" the bark continued it sounded like it was in distress, Germany ran to the sound of the barking and saw an upside-down pot the barking continued, it was coming from the giant pot, Germany looked at the pot, it must have fallen on Sister America's dog he thought, he lifted the pot from Ottowa who was covered in dirt but didn't look hurt. Just confused he stopped barking and looked at Germany and jumped on him and started to lick his face, "ok, ok that's enough, please stop" Germany said between giggles
"Ottawa!" he heard a voice yelled it was Sister America, 'oh no' Germany thought will she think that he was hurting her dog or put the flower pot on him. she came running up to him, he was expecting her to yell maybe even hurt him, after all, it only been thirteen years since the end of WWII. but instead of slap, she grabbed his hand and began to shake, and instead of yelling and cursing she was saying "thank you, thank you, thanks, oh my gosh, Ottowa saw a stray cat roaming in the yard and decided to chase her I tried running at him but guest came and had to greet them and I thought Ottowas won't be able to catch the cat plus I should let him run around, only when I went back, I couldn't find him I looked for him for two hours, and I worried about my poor puppy away from his mama for that long, do you know what it's like being separated from someone you care about?" Germany stared at Sister America, she talked very fast, English wasn't his first language but he got last part. "Ja Ich-I do," he said
Sister America started at Germany then realized "oh Germany am sorry I shouldn't have asked that after what hap-, "it's ok" Germany cut her off, "but I hurt your feelings" Sister America protests, "Hey I'm just glad you found your dog"
Sister America looked at Ottowa who was sleeping the trampled flowers "eh I'll deal with that tomorrow or should I say "next year" Sister America laughed looking at Germany, "what's so funny?" Germany asked, "well you get it cause tomorrow is the first day of the next year", "right, so can I ask you a question?" Germany asked still not getting the joke to Sister America, "Alright shoot" Sister America, "shoot?" no, no I would never shoot you I don't even have a gun I promised not to be aggressive and I, I, I," Germany started panicking, "calm down, Germie!" Sister America said shaking him out of his meltdown. "It was only an expression I wasn't being literal, it just means yes you can ask me a question" Germany took a deep breath "Sorry, it's just I...did you just call me Germie?" a more level head Germany but now perplex at "nickname" Sister America gave him. "yes it was to calm you down, was that your question," Sister America said, "um nein, er no, my question was how do you have flowers in the middle of winter on the east coast when there is snow and frost on the ground?" Sister America smiled "they aren't real flower they're plastic"
"oh, then why do they smell so good?" Germany asked "I sprayed them with perfume" Sister America smiled. "oh that explains why they don't smell how they normally would," Germany said. Sister America laughed, "well normally daffodil. don't smell like "cool mountain breeze" Germany giggled too, "yeah I guess not" he replied with a small smile, "Germany I have a question for you," Sister America said still smiling, 'Americans sure do like to smile' Germany thought to himself, "um what is it?" he asked hoping it wasn't anything to do with war or his sister or "him" or anything about back home, "Do you want to go to my room and do something "fun"?"
"Fun?" Germany repeated "What can I do in your room that's fun?" and Sister America lean into his ear and seductively whispered "me"
Germany stared at Sister America wonder what she meant by "Me" "what do you mean 'me'?" Germany asked, Sister America, giggled and picked up Ottawa carrying him in her arms and not putting him on her head. "you're a smart guy Germany, I'm sure you'll figure it out I'll be waiting in my room if you consent"
Germany stood there in the yard and shivered he didn't realize it was so cold he was too busy trying to find the source of the barking and chatting, with sister America, now she wanted him to go to her room.
Germany thought, then it hit him like a horny bus.
"Mein Gott, she wants to have sex with me"
Germany ran into the house, one because he was cold and two to find Sister America's room, "wait" he thought "is this the right thing to do?" he thought as his hand was at Sister America's door, he knew it was her because it was pink and had "Sister America" in glitter written on it, he went to knock when the door open seeing a Sister America now in her underwear and bra, "Oh I didn't think you come" she said excitedly before Germany could answer she kissed him pulling him in her room, Germany didn't fight back but instead lean into the kiss, pushing her body to the bed with his body, they kept kissing and touching each other, any thoughts of "right or wrong" were out the window it was pure animal urges, ripping each other's clothes off or at least what left of Sister America's.
"Wait!" Sister America stopped, "why, I thought aren't we gonna do it"? Germany asked slightly annoyed his grooved was interrupted. "yes, I still want god I'm so horny" "Me too" Germany grin and went kiss Sister America again only to have his lips blocked by her finger, "it's just we should use protection, do you have a condom with you?" she asked. Germany stared "Yes I have one in my wallet", he answered "then go get it" Sister America order, Germany found his wallet in his piles of clothes and took out an unopened condom, that was poked by a paperclip. "You have to be fucking kidding" Germany mumbled cockblock by random office supplies in his wallet.
"Sister America my condom-" Germany began "ugh I don't care let's just do it already I wanna get laid before the next year starts" Germany shrug and they did it
meanwhile, at the party, the count down began 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 "oh my god, yes!" Sister America moaned, "god that was great" Looking a tired yet equally satisfied Germany, "Ja, I'm so glad you changed your mind about the condom or we wouldn't be able to feel this good" Germany said leaning back on Sister America's bed frame with arms behind his head "what do you mean by "changed my mind?" she asked, Germany could feel the angry residing from her, whatever boner he had left was now limp, "it's just I wanted to tell you that my condom had a hole in it but before I could you said you didn't care and just wanted to do it and I thought was you changing your mind. oh god I'm so sorry please don't think I was being a- "it's no big deal" Sister America shrugged "after all what's the worst that can happen? not like this will change the world or anything"
a few weeks later, Sister America was throwing up in her toilet, "ugh that damn stomach flu, stupid winter and stupid making everyone, sick!" only she didn't have any sniffles or coughs, and she only sick for a short amount of time during the day, Sister America decided to go the doctor.
"congrats you're having a baby!" the doctor said
"I am.."
"you must be super happy to begin your new life as a new mother-" the doctor beamed
"KILL THAT FUCKING KRAUT!" Sister America screamed marching out of the hospital,
"wait ma'am we should take some- ugh never mind she's gone"
Sister America went to find Germany, in the place that was so typical to him to be in his own, damn house washing dishes
"Germany!" She yelled banging his door, "Open up!"
Germany opened the door, "what?" he asked wondering what her problem was
"You remembered how we fucked without any protection at the new years eve party four weeks ago?" she said still annoyed but a bit calmer
"Yeah, you said it was "no big deal" what this about?" Germany asked
"Well it turns out it was a big deal, cause look, Sister America said pointing at her stomach with both pointers fingers
"You got a new shirt?" Germany asked
"No, well yeah I got a new shirt but that's not what I mean. I'm pregnant and you're the father" she said.
Germany froze and fainted
"I think he took it better than I did," Sister America shrugged looking at unconscious Germany on his porch
9 months later, on October 1st, 1958 Sister America gave birth to a baby boy, she decided that he would be the new space agency something was telling her to instinct or some otherworldly being whatever the reason she gave birth to "National Aeronautics and Space Administration" or "NASA" for short
"Sister!" Brother America came in with a bunch of, balloons and age-inappropriate toys that NASA wouldn't be able to play with for years. including a tricycle
"I'm an uncle!" Brother America laughed, "shhh," Germany shushed him.
"what the hell is he doing here?" Brother America asked staring, at Germany
"I am here because," Germany began.
"he's here cause I order him to, and it's none of your business why," Sister America said, "and no swearing in front of NASA."
"NASA"? Brother America asked
"That's the name of my baby," Sister America said showing, his sleeping face.
"aww, he's so cute. who's the dad?" he asked.
"I don't know, it was the new year's party I don't remember who I fucked"
Germany felt a knot in his stomach, how could she forget, she kept reminding him of the condom and hole, and the whole 9 months they got ready for the baby.
Brother America shrugged "all I know it couldn't be this dork," he said suggesting to Germany
Germany's heart sunk further, Brother America was forced to leave the recovering room by the nurses
Germany stared at Sister America. "why did you lie?" he asked his eyes weren't in tears but he felt he was trying not to cry
"I, Germany listen. I want you in NASA's life it's just my brother is an idiot and I was afraid if he knew the truth. he wouldn't be the fun supportive go lucky uncle to NASA, I know you changed and are a better man but I don't want people giving NASA a hard time because"
"because of me and who I used to be" Germany finished
"Germany. I'm sorry"
"It's fine," Germany said "I understand NASA deserves a fresh start without the sins of his 'father' holding him down"
"Do you want to hold him?" Sister America asked holding, the sleeping baby out to him.
Germany walked up the bed and took the baby, who opens his eyes he was expecting a cry but, NASA just stared at him with curiosity.
Germany stared back and smiled "Willkommen in der Welt, NASA Ich bin dein Vater"
translation ("Welcome to the world, NASA I am your father")
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mini fanfic about how SatW NASA was born
rated T for sexual themes and minor swear
New Years Eve, America's New Years Eve Party
Germany stood in the corner looking at the guests come in one by one Brother America made him serve snacks and wine at the party the crowd was talking and giggling, no doubt because of the wine, Germany himself been taking a few sips but not as much as the guests, he was honestly kind of bored he has no idea how long he been there since America wanted to have a party all night and started it at dusk
all the snacks were gone and the guests were eating the main meal, Germany wasn't really that hungry and decided to get some fresh air, he walked around in the garden looking at the plants the illuminating from the houses lights and pathway of lights it was honestly pretty. one thing Germany can give the American siblings credit for they sure do like their things to look nice for guest, "siblings" he sighed and remember who he separated from, his Sister, from West to East, with him becoming "West" and her becoming "East"
Germany's eyes began to swell with tears thinking about last decades, then he heard a bark, he wiped his tears and turn around, "Halo, wh-who's there?" the bark continued it sounded like it was in distress, Germany ran to the sound of the barking and saw an upside-down pot the barking continued, it was coming from the giant pot, Germany looked at the pot, it must have fallen on Sister America's dog he thought, he lifted the pot from Ottowa who was covered in dirt but didn't look hurt. Just confused he stopped barking and looked at Germany and jumped on him and started to lick his face, "ok, ok that's enough, please stop" Germany said between giggles
"Ottawa!" he heard a voice yelled it was Sister America, 'oh no' Germany thought will she think that he was hurting her dog or put the flower pot on him. she came running up to him, he was expecting her to yell maybe even hurt him, after all, it only been thirteen years since the end of WWII. but instead of slap, she grabbed his hand and began to shake, and instead of yelling and cursing she was saying "thank you, thank you, thanks, oh my gosh, Ottowa saw a stray cat roaming in the yard and decided to chase her I tried running at him but guest came and had to greet them and I thought Ottowas won't be able to catch the cat plus I should let him run around, only when I went back, I couldn't find him I looked for him for two hours, and I worried about my poor puppy away from his mama for that long, do you know what it's like being separated from someone you care about?" Germany stared at Sister America, she talked very fast, English wasn't his first language but he got last part. "Ja Ich-I do," he said
Sister America started at Germany then realized "oh Germany am sorry I shouldn't have asked that after what hap-, "it's ok" Germany cut her off, "but I hurt your feelings" Sister America protests, "Hey I'm just glad you found your dog"
Sister America looked at Ottowa who was sleeping the trampled flowers "eh I'll deal with that tomorrow or should I say "next year" Sister America laughed looking at Germany, "what's so funny?" Germany asked, "well you get it cause tomorrow is the first day of the next year", "right, so can I ask you a question?" Germany asked still not getting the joke to Sister America, "Alright shoot" Sister America, "shoot?" no, no I would never shoot you I don't even have a gun I promised not to be aggressive and I, I, I," Germany started panicking, "calm down, Germie!" Sister America said shaking him out of his meltdown. "It was only an expression I wasn't being literal, it just means yes you can ask me a question" Germany took a deep breath "Sorry, it's just I...did you just call me Germie?" a more level head Germany but now perplex at "nickname" Sister America gave him. "yes it was to calm you down, was that your question," Sister America said, "um nein, er no, my question was how do you have flowers in the middle of winter on the east coast when there is snow and frost on the ground?" Sister America smiled "they aren't real flower they're plastic"
"oh, then why do they smell so good?" Germany asked "I sprayed them with perfume" Sister America smiled. "oh that explains why they don't smell how they normally would," Germany said. Sister America laughed, "well normally daffodil. don't smell like "cool mountain breeze" Germany giggled too, "yeah I guess not" he replied with a small smile, "Germany I have a question for you," Sister America said still smiling, 'Americans sure do like to smile' Germany thought to himself, "um what is it?" he asked hoping it wasn't anything to do with war or his sister or "him" or anything about back home, "Do you want to go to my room and do something "fun"?"
"Fun?" Germany repeated "What can I do in your room that's fun?" and Sister America lean into his ear and seductively whispered "me"
Germany stared at Sister America wonder what she meant by "Me" "what do you mean 'me'?" Germany asked, Sister America, giggled and picked up Ottawa carrying him in her arms and not putting him on her head. "you're a smart guy Germany, I'm sure you'll figure it out I'll be waiting in my room if you consent"
Germany stood there in the yard and shivered he didn't realize it was so cold he was too busy trying to find the source of the barking and chatting, with sister America, now she wanted him to go to her room.
Germany thought, then it hit him like a horny bus.
"Mein Gott, she wants to have sex with me"
Germany ran into the house, one because he was cold and two to find Sister America's room, "wait" he thought "is this the right thing to do?" he thought as his hand was at Sister America's door, he knew it was her because it was pink and had "Sister America" in glitter written on it, he went to knock when the door open seeing a Sister America now in her underwear and bra, "Oh I didn't think you come" she said excitedly before Germany could answer she kissed him pulling him in her room, Germany didn't fight back but instead lean into the kiss, pushing her body to the bed with his body, they kept kissing and touching each other, any thoughts of "right or wrong" were out the window it was pure animal urges, ripping each other's clothes off or at least what left of Sister America's.
"Wait!" Sister America stopped, "why, I thought aren't we gonna do it"? Germany asked slightly annoyed his grooved was interrupted. "yes, I still want god I'm so horny" "Me too" Germany grin and went kiss Sister America again only to have his lips blocked by her finger, "it's just we should use protection, do you have a condom with you?" she asked. Germany stared "Yes I have one in my wallet", he answered "then go get it" Sister America order, Germany found his wallet in his piles of clothes and took out an unopened condom, that was poked by a paperclip. "You have to be fucking kidding" Germany mumbled cockblock by random office supplies in his wallet.
"Sister America my condom-" Germany began "ugh I don't care let's just do it already I wanna get laid before the next year starts" Germany shrug and they did it
meanwhile, at the party, the count down began 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 "oh my god, yes!" Sister America moaned, "god that was great" Looking a tired yet equally satisfied Germany, "Ja, I'm so glad you changed your mind about the condom or we wouldn't be able to feel this good" Germany said leaning back on Sister America's bed frame with arms behind his head "what do you mean by "changed my mind?" she asked, Germany could feel the angry residing from her, whatever boner he had left was now limp, "it's just I wanted to tell you that my condom had a hole in it but before I could you said you didn't care and just wanted to do it and I thought was you changing your mind. oh god I'm so sorry please don't think I was being a- "it's no big deal" Sister America shrugged "after all what's the worst that can happen? not like this will change the world or anything"
a few weeks later, Sister America was throwing up in her toilet, "ugh that damn stomach flu, stupid winter and stupid making everyone, sick!" only she didn't have any sniffles or coughs, and she only sick for a short amount of time during the day, Sister America decided to go the doctor.
"congrats you're having a baby!" the doctor said
"I am.."
"you must be super happy to begin your new life as a new mother-" the doctor beamed
"KILL THAT FUCKING KRAUT!" Sister America screamed marching out of the hospital,
"wait ma'am we should take some- ugh never mind she's gone"
Sister America went to find Germany, in the place that was so typical to him to be in his own, damn house washing dishes
"Germany!" She yelled banging his door, "Open up!"
Germany opened the door, "what?" he asked wondering what her problem was
"You remembered how we fucked without any protection at the new years eve party four weeks ago?" she said still annoyed but a bit calmer
"Yeah, you said it was "no big deal" what this about?" Germany asked
"Well it turns out it was a big deal, cause look, Sister America said pointing at her stomach with both pointers fingers
"You got a new shirt?" Germany asked
"No, well yeah I got a new shirt but that's not what I mean. I'm pregnant and you're the father" she said.
Germany froze and fainted
"I think he took it better than I did," Sister America shrugged looking at unconscious Germany on his porch
9 months later, on October 1st, 1958 Sister America gave birth to a baby boy, she decided that he would be the new space agency something was telling her to instinct or some otherworldly being whatever the reason she gave birth to "National Aeronautics and Space Administration" or "NASA" for short
"Sister!" Brother America came in with a bunch of, balloons and age-inappropriate toys that NASA wouldn't be able to play with for years. including a tricycle
"I'm an uncle!" Brother America laughed, "shhh," Germany shushed him.
"what the hell is he doing here?" Brother America asked staring, at Germany
"I am here because," Germany began.
"he's here cause I order him to, and it's none of your business why," Sister America said, "and no swearing in front of NASA."
"NASA"? Brother America asked
"That's the name of my baby," Sister America said showing, his sleeping face.
"aww, he's so cute. who's the dad?" he asked.
"I don't know, it was the new year's party I don't remember who I fucked"
Germany felt a knot in his stomach, how could she forget, she kept reminding him of the condom and hole, and the whole 9 months they got ready for the baby.
Brother America shrugged "all I know it couldn't be this dork," he said suggesting to Germany
Germany's heart sunk further, Brother America was forced to leave the recovering room by the nurses
Germany stared at Sister America. "why did you lie?" he asked his eyes weren't in tears but he felt he was trying not to cry
"I, Germany listen. I want you in NASA's life it's just my brother is an idiot and I was afraid if he knew the truth. he wouldn't be the fun supportive go lucky uncle to NASA, I know you changed and are a better man but I don't want people giving NASA a hard time because"
"because of me and who I used to be" Germany finished
"Germany. I'm sorry"
"It's fine," Germany said "I understand NASA deserves a fresh start without the sins of his 'father' holding him down"
"Do you want to hold him?" Sister America asked holding, the sleeping baby out to him.
Germany walked up the bed and took the baby, who opens his eyes he was expecting a cry but, NASA just stared at him with curiosity.
Germany stared back and smiled "Willkommen in der Welt, NASA Ich bin dein Vater"
translation ("Welcome to the world, NASA I am your father")
end