oh no 14 10, 1:28am

@Smartis
Scotland: damn, for some reason I'm absolutely sure that this little creature is a demon in disguise... Wait. It's just a baby, my lil' brother what's more. I guess we'll become good friends when he grows up.

(in 1707)
England: ho-ho, you're my bitch now :>
Scotland: damn you, you crooked teeth bastard