Scandinavia and the World
Scandinavia and the World

Comments #9866859:


Smartis

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SatW to the Big Screen 3 1, 5:54pm

Norway: Hello little ferret! Have you seen Sweden?
Ferret: ikrrrrr-kkki???
Norway: He has glasses and a blue sweater.
Denmark: Come Norway, the ferret is scary and we don't need Sweden. Come, we can go to the lake, I'm thirsty.
Ferret: ikkrikriiik!!!
Norway: The ferret is angry. Better leave him alone.
Denmark: Come, we gonna go now.
*Denmark and Norway walks away. One hour later they reached their destination.*
Denmark: Can we drink this or does it come an snake and bites my tongue?
Norway: Don't be so silly Denmark. I think you can drink it.
*Denmark leans forward and puts he's mouth in the water for to drink.*
Denmark: This water was nice! Try Norway!
Norway: No thanks.
*Norway looks at the nature.*
Norway: What beautiful!
*A deer drinks water on the other side of the lake.*
Denmark: It is terrifying!
*It begins to come bubbles from the lake.*
Denmark: Norway? What is happening?
Norway: What?
Denmark: There!
*Denmark points at the bubbels on the lake.*
Norway: It is nothing dangerous! Only the wind!
Denmark: "Only the wind"?!
*Something is rising from the lake.*
Denmark: Norway!!! Is that normal?!
Norway: What the sexual intercourse?-
*The thing that is rising from the lake is makeing weird noises.*
Denmark: Should we run?!
Norway: I don't know...
Denmark: What?!
The thing in the lake: Norway! Denmark! Don't run away!
Denmark: It come nearly!
Norway: It is...
Denmark: ...the stream man!
Norway: No Denmark! It looks like someone I know...
Denmark: Finland? He is terrifying!
Norway: No... Like Sweden.
Denmark: What? Sweden is way more ugly than that!
*Denmark stands up.*
The thing in the lake: Take it back, Denmark! For god's sake!
Norway: Sweden?
The thing in the lake: Yes it is Sweden.
Norway: But what do you do in the lake?
Sweden: That's an long story