Scandinavia and the World

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Drop bears are scary right? 15 6, 12:41am

@ImportViking Eeeeh, I don't know anything about the Pastry War, but I can say the "Pig war" wasn't exactly the same as the Emu war. The Pig war was some "middle management" people on the US and UK deciding that a tiny island was super important to them and using the shooting of a pig as an excuse to try and start a war, but the "lower management", and higher ups of the two countries knew it was outright stupid and stopped it before the war actually happened.

The Emu war was basically Australia trying to slaughter a bunch of emus, and failing because the birds are too stupid to die after being riddled with bullets.