NOW: IT'S OFFICAL! GET YOUR SWEDEN FABRIC PERFUME FOR ONLY $10.99! THAT'S RIGHT! THIS LITTLE BABY USES ALL THE INGREDIENTS IN A REGULAR PERFUME BUT IT HAS A TON OF IKEA SMELL AND IT HELPS OTHERS REMIND THEM OF THEIR WAR FLASHBACKS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE STORE! (it only works if someone's been in IKEA before and was not a Nordic person) BUY IT NOW! (do not buy if you're allergic or it harms you or blablabalablabla) BUY IT NOW AT THE SCANDINAVIA AND THE WORLD MERCH SHOP! *classy jingle about company*
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NOW: IT'S OFFICAL! GET YOUR SWEDEN FABRIC PERFUME FOR ONLY $10.99! THAT'S RIGHT! THIS LITTLE BABY USES ALL THE INGREDIENTS IN A REGULAR PERFUME BUT IT HAS A TON OF IKEA SMELL AND IT HELPS OTHERS REMIND THEM OF THEIR WAR FLASHBACKS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE STORE! (it only works if someone's been in IKEA before and was not a Nordic person) BUY IT NOW! (do not buy if you're allergic or it harms you or blablabalablabla) BUY IT NOW AT THE SCANDINAVIA AND THE WORLD MERCH SHOP! *classy jingle about company*