When the long-form census was restored to Canada in 2016, Canadians were so excited to fill out the form that they crashed the government's website.
Australia DOES have a Royal Family. Despite being an soverign nation, the Royal family of Australia are the King and Queen of England.
Iceland: "You continental fools think I'm small and powerless, but I'll show you the power of my volcanoes! Mwahahahaha!"
Sweden: "Argh! That giant ash cloud! This will ruin all the flight schedules for weeks!"
Norway: "Cancelled flights? Airplanes burn a lot of fuel... I hope this won't drop oil prices."
Denmark: "Ooh... That deep red sunset sure is beautiful. The colour of my flag."
Finland: "There's something in the air, or maybe not. Need another beer to be sure."