
Australia DOES have a Royal Family. Despite being an soverign nation, the Royal family of Australia are the King and Queen of England.
Finland celebrates "National Sleepy Head Day," where the last person in the house to wake up is thrown into water by the early risers.
Iceland: "You continental fools think I'm small and powerless, but I'll show you the power of my volcanoes! Mwahahahaha!"
Sweden: "Argh! That giant ash cloud! This will ruin all the flight schedules for weeks!"
Norway: "Cancelled flights? Airplanes burn a lot of fuel... I hope this won't drop oil prices."
Denmark: "Ooh... That deep red sunset sure is beautiful. The colour of my flag."
Finland: "There's something in the air, or maybe not. Need another beer to be sure."