D'lana

Wait just sec. *Puts Imperial Legion Helmet on* Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch.

@Mixu *Puts stormcloak helmet on* SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS! *proceeds to attack you with a battleaxe*

@SchrodySweden Remember the Emperor! *Blocks attack with Imperial Legion Shield*

@Mixu Ulfric is the true High King! *slams shoulder into shield to throw you off balance*

@SchrodySweden Whohohoa, this is great! *Drinks five Small heal potions while flying into ground*

@Mixu You ain't seen nothing yet! *reads 100 two-handed skill books*

@SchrodySweden Haha! *Becomes the Grand arena Champion* By Azura, look who It is!

@Mixu Amd by Talos as well! *pulls out a shrine of talos ad uses it to summon Talos himself*

@SchrodySweden Praise the Talos, Unifier of Tamriel!

@Mixu Praise Talos, and the Nine!

@SchrodySweden Yes!

@Mixu

''I use to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.''

Literally I heard that 'Arrow in the knee' means getting married, right? So the guard stopped doing adventures because he got married?

@ThatKawaiiKiwi_ I mean, that would be more Logical, because how in name of Sol do you still walk, if you Literally have arrow, in knee.

@Mixu

I don't know how they could still walk while having a real arrow in the knee. They must be magical.

@ThatKawaiiKiwi_ They bloody Summon Unholy creatures and shit, of course its Magickal!

@Mixu

I remembered playing Skyrim everyday and going on adventures until that stupid Fortnite game was released...No offensive if you love Fortnite. But my brother plays it everyday, before school, after school and on weekends.

@ThatKawaiiKiwi_ I hate fortnite too, its one of those quickly ass grows games made by unknown companies.

@Mixu

And plus, they stole it from another game my dad plays.. It's not Fortnite but the original one and I forgot what it was called. =(

@ThatKawaiiKiwi_ PUBG (Player unknown's battleground)? Much better game. Also they stole Kazotky kick from Tf2.

That's some great design right there

Yaaaaazzzzz Åland!

@Crez
Omg omg omg omg i luv ur icon

cool asf