drunk papa england.

Great Britain, Bad Britain, NO Britain, DON'T Britain, you're drunk Britain, Go home Britain

Drunk England: Am I Catholic or Protestant? God I don't know...

@spoekelse henlo fellow hetalian!

@Hetacrossover11 Hi hi!

@spoekelse it’s a rare sight to see us eh?

@Hetacrossover11 Kinda

@ClaraLovesSATW2 we need to get hetalia popular agian LETS DO THIS

@Hetacrossover11 YES

@ClaraLovesSATW2 QUICKLY, GATHER THE ARMY

@Hetacrossover11 YES

@Hetacrossover11 REPORTING FOR DUTY

@VivaWorld546 ALL RIGHT, WE NEED TO GET THE HETALIA FAMDOM BACK ON TRACK, WE NEED THE FANDOM TO BE KNOWN AND LOVED. THIS IS OUR MISSION

@Hetacrossover11 YES SIR ILL SEE IF I CAN REMIND PEOPLE WITH SPAIN

@VivaWorld546 we are going to revive this bitch no matter what

@spoekelse HETALIANS FOREVER!

@Hetacrossover11 helloooooooo :P

@spoekelse Marukaite chikyû, marukaite chikyû…

@Americanada
boku hetalia!!

@Mystery0028 (kicks door down) I HEARD THE SONG OF MY PEPOLE

@Mystery0028 (kicks door down) I HEARD THE SONG IF MY PEPOLE

Oh no, looks like France is getting another drunk-text.

Almost as bad as drunk APH England :P
. . .
I wouldn’t go that far. Is he catholic or . . . Protestant???

I dont know Im not from Uk of Catholic, Im Pegan...

The question is: Which bitter Ex is he going to call?

@FrankHarr oh God, hopefully not France.

@EclipseMaster459 #9816338

The longest and most bitterest of exes.

So you know what THAT means.

@FrankHarr Well he'll try India, and get slapped and get told to leave.

Then he'll want to try to arrange something with a handful of Exs in Africa, but feel a bit too guilty about the whole thing and just never asks.

Eventually he'll try France, and while he isnt kicked out, nothing happens either. France been there too, and kinda regrets their breakup, but cant bring to be with England.

@The_cogwheel #9816782

It was the oldest romance. The one that taught him about romance and colo(u)red all the others of his life. No one else was ever like that one and no one else stirred such feelings that that one. There was nothing to do. Nothing to say. Nothing to be. He would always go back and always be sent away (it would quite run the ritual to be reaccepted in the end), not because he wanted to, but because he must. He must always.

@FrankHarr
LET'S SPIN THE WHEEL TO FIND OUT! *Spins wheel containing every nation short of his kiddos, his brothers, and Sister England* ANNNNNNNNNND IT LANDED ON- France. Because it always does lets be real hear.

@Yeehaw0 #9839678

Have you been watching Citation Needed?

@Yeehaw0 Being extra real, probably didn't even really spin the wheel - it just spun in his drunken eyes. It was already on France from the last time.
And second last.
And the time before that too, because it's not the first nor the last time this happens.

Dad’s getting what tonight?


It look like it says tail

@PileofShadows that is what I see

@PileofShadows Yes, he said tail. He means he's going to have sex tonight

It means he's going to fuck someone.

@Nocturnal_Toxic oh jesus

America probably will join soon - bonding time!

@Baronese they both watch dr.who and house of cards. thats what it would be, i promise you

@Baronese Bonding Time Indeed ;)

go home england you're drunk lol

oh wtf

whooooaaaaa there buddy