There actually is a Pakistani TV show called "Burqa Avenger", featuring a burqa-clad ninja who fights evil people that try to prevent girls from going to school.
I don't know why, but I can imagine Scania seeing this and adding two and two together. Crimea doesn't know who is dad is but lives with Russia. Scania doesn't know his dad but lives with Sweden. Russia and Sweden both tell their nephews to stop slouching.
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