Nobody got laid

Yet saying "wanna have sex?" Is frowned upon...

@LuxVertas that is considered rape by some

@abdulalhazred Asking for consent is considered rape? Where on Earth does THAT happen?

@Suominoita Well seeing as some polls says that college students, 20%, consider it sexual assault/abuse to ask someone on date, it is all around world...
"Asking ssomeone on date before knowing them is wrong" is idiotic but widely believed. Try telling those idiots that you ask for 1 on 1 meeting aka date to know know someone and decide if you want second and they they will start to froth at you and scream various bs...

Holy moly, the quality.
Coupled with the sort of subject matter typical of Humon's weekly comics..

I dare say you and Humon should alternate each week. Bravo!

@Zenon
Ja, you should check out Dayvi's latest comic

I can relate with Norway. Although the women who are always hitting on me range somewhere 35-60 years age range while I am 28 currently so clearly younger, and I run away if that is where they try to take it.

Your age says you are 25

@Nocturnal_Toxic
Judging by the fact that the site doesn't automatically update your age each year, I'm gonna go ahead and assume he made his account 3 years ago.

Why is your age 666?

@Zenon Uuuh... Hail Satan?

@Nocturnal_Toxic
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UbzUTRAUac4

Exactly

@Nocturnal_Toxic 666 is the neighbour across the road and a few house down from the beast who lives at 661.

@Nocturnal_Toxic

And have a lovely afternoon ma'am.

(it's a reference to a story on Notalwaysright.com. Maybe. It's definitely a reference to something i saw on the internet three years ago)

Japan likes Germany but Germany likes America and America likes Poland and Poland likes Norway and Norway likes breakfast

This isn't a love triangle this a love pentagon

@AmericanButterfly What no Love Dodecahedron? We need more characters in the loop.

@FluffyRose I guess we can add Lithuania in there because they used to be in a union with Poland, and Estonia and Latvia too, cause why not oh and Hungary cause apparently they're friends with Poland, oh Netherlands cause Japan has a long history with them oh, and Canada cause of WW2 oh and Greenland cause they're neighbors and Iceland cause they're pals and Faroes Islands, and Mexico and Brazil for some reason etc

I like "Dinner with Breakfast", has the proper implication to it rather than most of the other ones.

@Draxynnic aaaaaah, yeah that makes sense. Clever even!

@WeaselMama Yeah, I think "How do you like your eggs in the morning" carries a similar connotation.

I don't know; someone is looking very happy in the last picture. (And it's not Norway).

Stamp collection? Ya'll propositioning people by asking them if they want to see your stamp collection?!!! That has to be THE most unsexy sentence in existence.

I prefer to Hulu and Woohoo or Prime and Sexytime. Netflix isn't as great as everyone says. I have like five streaming services, and Paramount is my favorite. Can't think of anything sexy for Paramount, though. It has "mount" in the name, so that's good enough I guess.

@miryasan85 pair and mount?

@Zenon Mount with the Paramount?

Apparently I've been living in a cave. Is *that* what "Netflix and chill" means?? I would totally be Norway: misses the meaning, just wants food.

@WeaselMama That's its meaning! But its used ironically an awful lot.