United States President Lyndon B. Johnson owned an Amphibious car, the Amphicar, and used it to scare guests by driving them into his lake screaming about brake failure.
This Canadian finds the machine's center of balance and rocks it until my food falls loose. ;)
No damage to the machine, almost always works, and I don't look like a psycho who can't control his temper even as an adult.
(Note: helps to be heavy/strong enough yourself to shift the machine's weight).
@Hinoron Takes a lot of self control. I always get mad and yell at it, then go find someone with a key so I can get my money back. And the snack, for stealing my change.
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Canada: O-oh...sorry, vending machine. Wait, what do you mean you don't like hockey?!? *smashes with hockey stick, beats until unrecognizable*
Mexico: ....machine empty...hmm...what to do...*just makes own candy, but better*
I REALLY love Mexican food...