Something I made

This Canadian finds the machine's center of balance and rocks it until my food falls loose. ;)
No damage to the machine, almost always works, and I don't look like a psycho who can't control his temper even as an adult.
(Note: helps to be heavy/strong enough yourself to shift the machine's weight).

@Hinoron Takes a lot of self control. I always get mad and yell at it, then go find someone with a key so I can get my money back. And the snack, for stealing my change.

America: *bang* GOT IT!

Canada: O-oh...sorry, vending machine. Wait, what do you mean you don't like hockey?!? *smashes with hockey stick, beats until unrecognizable*

Mexico: ....machine empty...hmm...what to do...*just makes own candy, but better*

I REALLY love Mexican food...

Where do people find meme templares of this type?

I think Greenland and Denmark are swapped

America: <Grabs Barrett>