
George Washington called a ceasefire during the Revolutionary War to return a lost dog that belonged to a British General.
In Australia they have a lottery called "Slikpik". Which is very funny for danes, because it literly spells, "Lick D*ck" in danish.
*England walks into his kitchen and pulls out a tray of meatballs*
"So, son, how do you like your f*ggots?"
*America chokes on his beverage*
For context, a f*ggot is also a type of meatball commonly eaten in England and Wales