Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein... More than once.
From the 700s to the 1200s, Baghdad was an Intellectual Center unrivaled in the world. It's House of Wisdom studied mathematics, astronomy, medicine, alchemy and chemistry, zoology, and geography.
*England walks into his kitchen and pulls out a tray of meatballs*
"So, son, how do you like your f*ggots?"
*America chokes on his beverage*
For context, a f*ggot is also a type of meatball commonly eaten in England and Wales