
The Royal Navy uses loud speakers blasting Britney spears music to scare off Somalian piraty
There actually is a Pakistani TV show called "Burqa Avenger", featuring a burqa-clad ninja who fights evil people that try to prevent girls from going to school.
*England walks into his kitchen and pulls out a tray of meatballs*
"So, son, how do you like your f*ggots?"
*America chokes on his beverage*
For context, a f*ggot is also a type of meatball commonly eaten in England and Wales