Pumped Up Kicks "joke"
I once came across a school shooting social advertising (all happening in an American school obviously) and down bellow was a comment:
European and American kids are sitting under the table
American kid: first time, huh?
There are three sheep per person in Australia. New Zealand has seven times as many sheep as people. Both pale in comparison to the Falkland Islands' amazing 167 sheep per person!
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