Siblings

sorry that's what I thought of

@AmericanButterfly oh my God
No sorry, it's just cool XD
America: dad pls I don't wanna stand to this little maggot so close :'c
England: one more shit from you and I will find a tighter shirt for you two.

@Irene the US and Australia are actually allies and have their own military alliance (with New Zealand) called ANZUS video about explaining it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2v_V819L3c

so apparently the alliance

Australia "dad you're old I'm gonna make an alliance with America"
England *not listening*: "That's fine with me...wait what?
Australia: "New Zealand part of it too"
England:..." what?"
Australia: "we got a cool name we're called ANZUS"
England:..." well um glad you're getting along"
Australia: "Me too" *leaves*
England: "Well my kids have grown to be reasonable adults glad they can get a... did that little punk just call me "old"?

@AmericanButterfly England: [sigh] first you're teaching them to walk and talk, then you're protecting them and help them to develop. And then time flies and you're already nothing to them but just an old man...

@Irene to be fair it did happen after WWII and England was just tried
also, good thing New Zealand is part of the alliance of ANZUS would be ANUS

@AmericanButterfly oh my gawd '^^
England: children, wanna have a teaparty with yer old man?
America: oh sht, i told you to not even offer this disgusten drink to...
Zealand: [cough-cough] *angrily looks at America* of course we want, dad, but there's some bad stuff happened in the Pacific ocean, we gotta go.
England: oh sorry, how could I forget about your ANUS alliance.
Australia: dad, it's ANZUS
England: whatever

AB haves right