comic about how NASA twins were born, NASA was found on October 1st, 1958, and Nine months before October is January so I like to imagine they were the result of a New Year's fling (there are historical reasons why Germany's the dad I won't go into detail)
@Irene I wonder that too consider SatW England doesn't believe in the moon landing (or maybe he just doesn't believe that America himself went up there...) or his reaction to Germany being the dad...
England to Sister America: you're pregnant?
Sister America: yeah
England: I'm gonna be a grandpa, um who's the dad?
Sister America: um Germany
England: ......no seriously who's the dad?
Sister America: it's Germany we hooked up together at the News Years Eve party
England:... Germany?...that son of a bitch
Sister America: please don't be mad at Germany I was the one who came on to him
England: well no shite, this Germany we're talking about
Germany: I'm standing right here...
@JoB brother Germany
I don't think sister Germany can get another woman pregnant
I mean maybe the countries could be like the sims where the biological sex of the countries don't matter
There a fan theory that bro Germany became west and sis Germany became east
@JoB I think it might be because sis Germany tougher than her brother and humon called sister Germany iron lady and said it was a Angela Merkel joke and Merkel was born in east Germany .
me [or whoever hears this story]:
"So, let me get this straight - when Sis. America took you to "where nobody would interrupt you", you actually thought she wanted to do some high engineering?"
Germany: "How was I to know? Complex math needs concentration!"
"But you ended up making a baby."
Germany: "AND a bunch of spacecraft!"
"...in her bedroom?"
Germany: "She said 'Take me to the Moon!' while getting intimate and I wasn't gonna say no."
@Tuiverrus lol the math in background was a reference to a meme. But why Germany thinking "high engineering" would be fun, feels like something he would think
@AmericanButterfly I know right. But I would also think NASA, which was basically the pinnacle of science and engineering, is exactly the kind of child Germany would produce. And that he could also manage to get engineering confused with sex - both are probably equally fun to him - and still make it work somehow. :P
@Tuiverrus I don't think Germany confused by sex itself it's more of the pun sis America said to get him in bed he was confused about also English not being his first language and all
Actual Wernher von Braun quote: "Crash programs fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month."
As a mathematician, I'd like to point out that, given the drop in surface level, Brother Germany's suffering from an inadequate supply of beer for all that math. :-D
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