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England snapped and now he's playing the banjo


I thought this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXK03FHVsHk
was perfect for SatW England

I've tried, tried, tried, and i've tried even more
I've cried, cried, cried, and I can't recall what for
I've pressed, i've pushed, i've yelled, i've begged
In hopes of some success
But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have runeth dry
I've tried to go fuck shopping but there's no fucks left to buy!
I've no more fucks to give
Though more fucks i've tried to get
I'm over my fuck budget, and i'm now in fucking debt!
I strive, strive, strive, to get everything done
I've played by all the rules, but i've very rarely won
I've smiled, i've charmed, i've wooed and laughed, alas to no avail
I've run round like a moron, to unequivocally fail!
I've no more fucks left to give
My fuck fuse has just blown
I've been hunting for my fucks all day
But they've upped and fucked off home!
I've no more fucks to give
My fuck rations are depleted
I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!
The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense!
I've exhausted all my energy, for minimal recompense!
The distinct lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall!
And i've come to realize that I don't give a fuck at all!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have flown away
My fucks are now so fucked up they've refused to fucking stay!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have gone insane
They've come back round and passed me while they're fucking off again!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have all dissolved
I've planned many projects, but my fucks won't be involved!
I've no more fucks to give
My fucks have all been spent
They've fucked off from the building
And I don't know where they've went!
I've no more fucks to give!
I've no more fucks to give!
I've no more fucks!
I've no more fucks!
I've no more fucks to give!


By: AmericanButterfly 19th August 2021

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3 years ago #9861686        
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This was hilarious, I was in the bus and i almost died of laughter. Thanks mate

3 years ago #9861218        
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Yes, I sang it. And yes, it wasn't very well as I'm not totally sure of the melody in all places. :P I don't give a fuck.


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3 years ago #9860959        
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England playing the banjo is probably my new favorite thing

3 years ago #9860954        
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song I've No More Fucks To Give

I deliberately left the extra line and imperfections in the picture on purpose

I thought i would be funny if a fanart about England not giving a fuck was imperfect

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