My Wedding 27 3, 3:17am

We Swiss aren't really better. We have a whole folks song about a guy who wanted to milk a goat and got beaten up by it.
"Over here in the mountain there stands a white goat.
I wanted to milk it as it hit me.
*random yodelling*
It hit me and this hurts very much.
This is why I never in my life milk a goat again.
*random yodelling*"