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Tulisilli

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2 years ago #9391368        
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Nooooooooooooooo!!! Why are there upvotes and downvotes?! No one other than me will upvote my comments!!


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2 years ago #9395253        
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btbn



Tartock

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2 years ago #9402965        
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And then there's Finland, who beat the shit out of Russia by themselves, beat the shit out of Russia with the aid of Germany, and then beat the shit out of Germany.

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Tulisilli

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2 years ago #9395000        
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Ok, I'll try to upvote this comment a bunch of times just because I'm bored

UPDATE: gave up



Andrew_C

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5 months ago #9553792        
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And there we were, thinking Britain was going to win "the most monumentally stupid political act" for 2016.

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6 months ago #9540524        
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Seriously, Humon. If Trump wins you are OBLIGATED to draw America's hair like Donald Trump's hair for the next four years!

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2 years ago #9394457        
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Actually.. at least some of the time, what happens is a ram has a paint pad strapped to his belly, then he's released into a field of ewes.
The farmer knows which ewes are pregnant by the fact they have bright paint spots on their back.

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Lavender

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2 years ago #9394272        
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@Dayvi Maybe you could add a system that won't allow you to vote on a comment more than once. Actually, you probably should...
Self votes should also be disallowed.

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6 months ago #9540767        
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Clinton is what is wrong with politics. Trump is what is wrong with humanity.



12 months ago #9474162        
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Brother Finland comes from the school of thoughth which emphasises the need to create a hole for the impure demonic essence to leave the body. The more holes, the faster the demon leaves the body.

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2 years ago #9398024        
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This comic really separates the innocent readers from others.



2 years ago #9391219        
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@Dayvi
I really appreciate all the hard work you're doing for this site, I do. That said, could we please get rid off the nesting comments and go back to how things used to be?



3 months ago #9579009        
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I feel that there is wasted opportunity here:
Icelandic: Sláttuvél
Directly translates: Reaper machine

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Daniel72

39 M
9 months ago #9497045        
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Please do one about how they then lost to Iceland in the EURO 2016 :)

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Finn123

22 M
1 year ago #9437054        
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Despite this lovely gesture, there's some real bad blood between Finland and Norway.

It's called Swedes.

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2 months ago #9586952        
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We The People of the United States of America beg the world's pardon and apologize deeply for the erratic behavior of our nation. Our country is not himself right now and is very ill. He could use some quiet time in a padded room for a while. Sister America is wearing a pussy hat and trying to throttle her brother into health care.

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27 days ago #9604150        
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"America is going a little nuts..." As an American, I can ensure you that is a huge understatement.



6 months ago #9537132        
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"I suspect archaeologists just see vaginas everywhere."

Not everywhere. About half the time they see penises.



2 years ago #9406484        
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We will trade you 10,000 refugees for one Trump.

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1 month ago #9600467        
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Nice one Humon - I like the actually topical news with the post office and pinapple on pizza.

But insted of enjoying that we'll have to brace for the tidal wave of pure shit crash over this comment section as every right-winger full of "alternative facts" will now feel the urgent need to tell us how we're actually all ON FIRE RIGHT NOW!

*facepalm*

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2 months ago #9589679        
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Any chance you'd consider Sister America starting to wear a pink hat with kitty ears?....

(such a hat is called by a slightly different name here...)

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BellaU2

50 F
5 months ago #9553803        
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So... this is what it felt like when Delores Umbridge took over Hogwarts. :-/

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2 years ago #9407074        
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https://i.imgur.com/kdolaFV.png

I'll just leave this here and wait for the downvotes from the "moral highground" people.

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Rudde

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1 month ago #9600682        
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Yeah, because immigration in Sweden is so unproblematic. It's not like we [all major Norwegian political parties] use Sweden as an example of how to not do immigration in the parliament. Because it's not like Sweden has no-go zone or what?

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5 months ago #9554207        
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I did not vote for Trump, and I still apologize for the hysterics by those upset he won. Its frankly embarrassing to see the way people are responding to his victory. All of the hyperbolic handwringing laments that we are suddenly super racist, and that Trump is going to single-handedly take away everyone's rights is really shameful. Sorry, Trump isn't Hitler - not even close. Clinton was the only one of the two that actually campaigned on taking rights away (second amendment anyone?).

There were TWO crap choices in this election. I am sorry that your media has shaded your perception of what Trump and Clinton actually represent - though our media really isn't that much better.

I like this strip - I really appreciate what it represents, and have learned a lot. The artist may do what he pleases, but if it is really going to become 4-8 years of "Look how horrible America is because they elected someone the media didn't like - they are clearly Hitler" - can you let me know now so I can take it out of my rotation?

I didn't vote for Trump, but of the two, I am GLAD it was him and not her. He shattered the political class on the right, and prevented the same on the left from retaining power. Now if we can just start having some real political discord in this country without defaulting to accusing those who disagree with you ask being racists (HItler comparisons? Come on...) we might make some progress.

The Electoral College exists for a reason. Without it, anyone not living in LA, New York, or Chicago should just stay home. Sorry - just because you live in the isolated world of the big city, it doesn't mean you are smarter than the rest of the country. Without the Electoral College, those voters with legitimate concerns about jobs and trade in this country would have no voice. Farmers would have no voice. Mining and industrial regions would have no voice. That is why we are a Republic and not a direct democracy, to guard against the tyranny of the majority.



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6 months ago #9543360        
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The US is weird. "Oh, you haven't worked at all? Don't worry, your medical care is free! What's that, you have two minimum wage jobs to make ends meet and can't afford insurance? SCREW YOU BUDDY!"

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9 months ago #9497124        
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Let it be a lesson for democracy: A vote is a vote. It has consequences. Don't vote for someone just because he said something funny on TV. You never know which part of his program he really will make comme true.

And don't redo the referendum until you get the result you like. It just kill the principe of democracy where the mind of everyone is taken into account.

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1 year ago #9465852        
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Sweden: Why do you have a fish on your head?
Norway: This way I have my hands free

Sweden: To have a fish on your head is just as much sense as having a boat on your head
Norway: A boat? Why would you have a boat on your head?

Denmark: Hey guys! Can I aslo participate?
Sweden: Why do you have a city on your head? That's got nothing to do with the sea
Denmark: Yes it does! It's a sunken city

Finland: ... Are you making fun of my hat?
Sweden: No, Finland. You always think we're making fun of you
Norway: What?
Denmark: What did he say?

Iceland: I also have funny clothes! Look! Demon gloves!
Sweden: Stop, this is getting too silly.
Norway: They're beautiful
Denmark: They're scary...
Finland: Are you making fun of me...

America: What the hell is going on!?!!?
China: I don't know!
America: Shut up!!!

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

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Breyson

29 M
2 months ago #9586953        
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Maybe they can come back to the States and teach us how to *Poof* the entire Trump administration.



2 months ago #9582893        
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Scotland will try climbing over the wall soon. We love you EU!!

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atlachan

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5 months ago #9553973        
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Decided to change my profile pic, to better showcase my feelings about this

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Arget

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6 months ago #9540427        
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The problem here is that both candidates are actually terrible choices. One is a diplomatic nightmare, the other is almost guaranteed to implement changes that about half of the country finds to be fundamentally unacceptable. Both have been caught either deliberately antagonizing influential factions and other nations or outright lying about things we ought to be able to trust a candidate about.

No matter how much people tell me that one candidate is better than the other, there's too much evidence that tells me my life will be worse than before if EITHER gets into office.


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1 year ago #9412202        
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As an America it is very important to keep your drugs OUTSIDE of your gun. A pound of crack really messes with the loading chamber.

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Smithi

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Online Now
2 years ago #9400315        
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@Finn123 nice upvoting your own comment 16 times btw XD



2 months ago #9595339        
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There needs to be a follow up comic of England finding out about Canada using a prostitute...

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3 months ago #9568192        
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Sweden is too SJW to be that equal, sadly.

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3 months ago #9567974        
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I find this really weird, to put women into the government just because they are women. IT means: there might be men who are better suited for a position, but it's taken from them because of their gender. That's not equal rights at all.

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1 year ago #9465849        
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Finnish people stare you silently until you hand the ketchup. If you hand the mustard instead, they'll stab you and keep staring you until you hand the ketchup.

In some parts of Finland they might stab you before staring. Just in case, to avoid misunderstanding.

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HansMof

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1 year ago #9446542        
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Mary has a rotten lamb
that fills me with disgust.
She, though, likes the putrid taste;
her stomach's quite robust.

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13 days ago #9611059        
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Have you read the executive order?

It's a temporary ban on travel from specific countries, while vetting procedures are examined and revised (this is the stated purpose in the order). After 90 days, the ban ends for all countries but Syria, with immigration resuming under whatever new vetting procedures have been adopted. Preferential treatment will be given to persecuted religious minorities (which can include any Muslim minority denominations). Syria is also only temporary, but it's indefinite, given that it is a 'hot' region of the world, and vetting could be more difficult.

At worst, this is a paranoid waste of time, after which immigration authorities will conclude that no new procedures need to be adopted. After the 90 days, travel will resume. I have read the executive order, and see no problem with it. While there may be legal issues with it (as law is often complex and arcane) there is nothing in there I would consider morally objectionable. Maybe add a deadline by which Syrian immigration must be reconsidered, rather than an open-ended indefinite ban. To put Trump next to Holland almost electing a man who wanted to ban mosques and the Quran is disingenuous bullshit. Regarding this situation Trump is, at worst, paranoid. Geert Wilders was a facist, plain and simple.

I am worried, because this kind of reaction to Trump is what gave that facist Wilders a chance. Whenever anything happens that might so much as inconvience Muslims, a certain part of the world throws a fit, calling it racist and bigotted. When the left refuses to take any consideration of problems that are the result of mass immigration of people from a part of the world where people support the death penalty for apostasy (and harsh penalties for blasphemy), they leave a big gaping hole for people like that Dutch Facist to come into. When the Southern Poverty Law Center declares Majiid Nawaz a man trying to reform his religion in a more peaceful direction an "Anti-Muslim Extermist" they disallow reasoned discourse, which can only leave room for unreasoned discourse.

There does not appear to be any serious political anti-muslim movement in the US, at least not yet. But if the only choice presented to people is between the SPLC view of the world, and the Geert Wilders view of the world... then I couldn't blame anybody for voting for Wilders, because the world has gone mad and presented them with two insane perspectives. The best way to avoid that mad dichotomy is to stop treating things like Trumps travel ban as if it were fueled by nothing more than bigotry.

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2 months ago #9589962        
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as america we thank you for showing off sister some, as brother america is having a bit of a psychotic breakdown right now



3 months ago #9572945        
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Omg, Russia is date-raping from behind. Chloroform doesn't work with people that have so high tolerance for vodka. :XD:

And I have to point out, that Sweden is not under American protection, but under Finland's protection. Finland has never had American protection, and our army has never been defeated. It would continue fighting from the woods even in the event of occupation. And our army has by far the biggest artillery in EU and military reserve of a million men. Occupying Finland would be really expensive and would gain just about nothing but trouble.

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9 months ago #9501177        
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Damn it, would everyone just realize that Rome wasn't build in a day, regardless of going into the EU or leaving it you will have problems, geez, seems everyone is forgetting how absolutly shitty the introduction of the Euro went, and how it continues to be unstable, just like Scandinavia didn't crash and burn after the end of the Kalmar union, Britain or England won't be either, the thought is simply absurd.

Also as far as i'm aware leaving the EU wasn't their problem at all, but rather the fact that their politicians are fucking morons and that whole NHS debaucle.

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sneachda

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1 year ago #9461538        
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Dear mods and Dayvi, could you please help me and a few others who want to get rid of that creepy person that is flyingbanana? (which is his, what? 4th? 5th? 6th account?)
I wanted to leave the forums until he disappears but the guy likes to play the obsessed man with emotional issues from a shitty romantic novel (you get the idea of the character) and never goes aways.

Thanks in advance.

PS : I think Creazyman was less bothersome than him.

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1 year ago #9443151        
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This is an oldie, but I think it belongs here.

Weather effects in Finland and rest of the World:
+15c Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10c French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5c Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
... 0c Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thinkens a bit.
-5c First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
-10c Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
-20c Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
-30c Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
-40c Fake Santas are moving to south. Finnish army cancels winter training due to warm weather.
-50c Daninsh people are loosing their teeth. Finns rent movies and stay indoors.
-60c Polarbears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts its winter training.
-70c Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva can't be stored outdoors anymore.
-273c ABsolute Zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
-300c Hell freezes over. Finland wins soccer World Cup.

P.S. Personally I feel that in the last remark it would've sufficed to claim that Finland qualifies to the competition. Then again, according to the logic of the joke, other people probably would have perished already, so the win would be inevitable.

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jakobdam

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1 year ago #9432241        
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"Great Queen, should we send our army to the warzones in the world, to help dealing with tyrants and madmen?"
- "Nay!"
"Then should we send them to poor places to help the local population deal with hunger and diseases?"
- "Nay!"
"Then, Great Queen, to whence should we send our armies?"
- "We bid You to stay the army in our country, for it shall help us deal with an ancient enemy which is about to attempt an invasion yet again."
"I bow to your wisdom, but may I inquire which age old enemy? Is it the Germans? Or the French? Or Irel-"
- "Nay, it is the RAIN!"

And thus, England bade its mighty armies to use its power to combat the rain.


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1 year ago #9413452        
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Now wait just a minute! Threatening people with guns to do what we want is OUR thing!

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Finn123

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2 years ago #9400329        
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@Iateapenguin
"This is coming from someone who thinks people need to be less butthurt"

Absolutely.

"who thinks it's perfectly fine to post offensive comments and images about a contentious subject like Islam"


I have no clue what you're talking about, I don't remember posting any islam related images, nor have I ever posted anything offensive about islam either. Besides, even if had, it wouldn't be any worse than the trolling of Smithi and Svenskefan since they're obviously both looking to annoy. :P

In case you thought I was offended by something here, I am not, since I am inoffendable. It just occured to me that if you can't allow innocent jokes about the arabic phrase for "god is great", you can't allow intentionally provocative mongol slurs either.

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Dan

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5 months ago #9553853        
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One of the reasons Trump got to be popular is exactly because he isn't a politician, and that apparently means he's automatically for the little guy citizens instead of another bought-by-corporations crook.

Never mind that he is one of those corporate crooks. And it could be said that he isn't really a very good businessman, since despite plastering his name on buildings and luxury products and presenting himself on "reality TV" as a master business mogul and cultivating an image of super high-class products and refined high society staples, his steaks and vodka and menswear line are reported to be quite mediocre and his hotels and resorts have lost billions and he only stayed afloat thanks to those very same big business-favoring tax loopholes and bailouts that caused the economic disaster in 2007-2008.

It should be noted that Hillary Clinton is leading in popular votes, so boasts that he was elected by the overwhelming will of the people are false.

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1 year ago #9431827        
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Can you prove that it ISN'T what they used the army for?



jakobdam

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1 year ago #9422568        
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Once upon a time, our ancestors sailed to England to rape the women and plunder the rich. Nowadays, we just send our sperm by air mail, and the English people pays up when we send them the bills.

We have indeed evolved - much easier, less screaming and more profitable. What's not to like? ^_^

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2 years ago #9401670        
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@waffledinosaur @Aurinkolasit
Finally! A little girl that i can stalk and send nasty emails to! My evil plan develops further, soon i will become the most creepy guy in ze world!!!


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Lavender

34 M
2 years ago #9400910        
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@SvalTheBard Please provide proof.



5 months ago #9553773        
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Last night, my country experienced some form of collective insanity.

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Zeterai

26 F
8 months ago #9515006        
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Honestly the fact that they're acknowledging Denmark, Sweden, and Norway as separate countries is a massive leap forward.

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Dayvi

30 M
Admin Moderator
9 months ago #9503988        
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11 months ago #9484973        
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Drama queens? I doubt it. Americans losing Eurovision would be like Americans losing the World Cup:

News Reporter: "How do you feel about the USA losing Eurvision?"
American: "Losing what?"
News Reporter: "It's like the World Cup of singing."
American: "Yeah, I don't really like soccer."
News Reporter: "No it's not soccer, it's singing."
American: "Like American Idol? I haven't watched that in years."



11 months ago #9479042        
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America: Now YOU'RE my new roof! *Places Canada on head*
Origin story of Americas' Hat



Leon

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11 months ago #9478686        
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As a guy from Russia, I'm really sorry for all the aggressive stuff that goes out from here.
We should take care of our own country instead of invading the others and speak hate.

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Sjonni

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1 year ago #9424464        
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"Well who's bananas now?!?!" *maniacal laughter*

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2 years ago #9403283        
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@RognvaldsKin You can actually talk to animals in Germany, and soon, in most EU countries! No, I don't see the need in talking to them, sorry.

There are many more important refugees to choose from, why not Tibetan refugees? Three logical arguments, please.



Dalamard

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2 years ago #9402879        
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Almost as effective as opening a can of surströmming...

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Finn123

22 M
2 years ago #9401412        
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Swedish military



Tulisilli

314 O
2 years ago #9400365        
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<del>sweden</del> religion

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Finn123

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2 years ago #9400305        
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@Svenskefan "mongolfinn"

This is horrible racism, since Finns are not mongols and calling Finns such is basically looking to insult and cause havoc. Basically the same if you said that Germans are all just "N-word"s. :no:



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DrRandy

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13 days ago #9610718        
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I was amused by the (very stupid) Twitter troll who commented that Hawaii was 5000 miles away from 9/11, so they should sit down and shut up. The Twitterverse dumped a whole ton of "Pearl Harbor, you stupid idiot" on the guy.

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Tsuhna

27 M
27 days ago #9603973        
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and Finland somewhere off-screen cleaning his rifle/sharpening his knife and thinking "finally"

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2 months ago #9589759        
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Thank you.

Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouiloveyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!

Thank you for deliberately looking elsewhere than Washington and the utter clusterf*** happening there. For months, every day has brought some new terror (that, until two weeks ago, was merely "imminent"), so much so that I'm almost completely desensitized now...I should still be getting terrified; but it's just lapsed into constant low-grade fear and loss of energy. Don't even have enough left to get indignant, and there's not a way in he'll the actual news can be laughed off.

So thank you, SATW, for giving a defeated Texas Liberal something to smile about.

<3

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