Scandinavia and the World

Comments #9564123:


Goat Steak 3 12, 4:05am


Maybe they should stuff it with fireworks.
Make a point of adding more fireworks to it every night that it's still intact, (and not smoldering.)
The longer it lasts, the bigger the show when it does get burned. Just make sure any roman candles or mortars are pointed up, and not out.
If it makes it to Christmas, call the bomb squad to help set it off safely.