Odds and Ends
24 12, 2:05am
Sweden: Ah, Finland! I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix of merriment, good food, and VDs from my sister.
Finland: (surprisingly talks outside of a sauna) And complements of the season to you too, Sweden. May your huge straw goat not see the Christmas morning this year, either.
Sweden: (smiles) Merry Christmas, you knife-wielding drunken proto-Russian mute.
Finland: (smiles) And merry Christmas to you too, you emasculated pussy-whipped little wimp.