Scandinavia and the World
Scandinavia and the World

Comments #9570861:

Non-holiday 24 12, 2:05am

Sweden: Ah, Finland! I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix of merriment, good food, and VDs from my sister.

Finland: (surprisingly talks outside of a sauna) And complements of the season to you too, Sweden. May your huge straw goat not see the Christmas morning this year, either.

Sweden: (smiles) Merry Christmas, you knife-wielding drunken proto-Russian mute.

Finland: (smiles) And merry Christmas to you too, you emasculated pussy-whipped little wimp.