Not English 25 1, 6:32am

Full Translation, courtesy of Google Translate :P

PANEL ONE
Sweden: Why do you have a fish on your head?
Norway: This way my hands are free.
Sweden: That's stupid.

PANEL TWO
Sweden: Having a fish on your head makes as much sense as a boat on MY head.
Norway: A boat? Why would you have a boat on your head?

PANEL THREE
Denmark: Hey guys! Can I hang out with you?
Sweden: Why do you have a city on your head? It has nothing to do with the ocean.
Denmark: Yes it does! It's a sunken city!

PANEL FOUR
*Finland says something* (Normally it wouldn't be translated, so I didn't translate this)
Sweden: No Finland. You always think everything is about you.
Norway: What?
Denmark: What did he say?

PANEL FIVE
Iceland: I'm having fun too! Look! Demon mittens!
Norway: They're beautiful!
Denmark: They're creepy...
Sweden: Stop! Now it's too stupid!

I don't know what China says, sorry