DENMARK: C'mon, Finland. Aren't you gonna make a comment about my lack of mountains?
FINLAND: I don't have mountains, either. Just some hills and a couple of tall fells.
DENMARK: Well, you'll probably make a mean-spirited crack about me collecting rocks, right?
FINLAND: I like to strip naked, enter a room that's hot and steamy, beat myself with a bundle of birch twigs, and then hop into a hole in the ice, if it's winter. Afterwards I drink vodka straight from the bottle as Sister Sweden whips my nuts with a knotted shoelace.
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DENMARK: C'mon, Finland. Aren't you gonna make a comment about my lack of mountains?
FINLAND: I don't have mountains, either. Just some hills and a couple of tall fells.
DENMARK: Well, you'll probably make a mean-spirited crack about me collecting rocks, right?
FINLAND: I like to strip naked, enter a room that's hot and steamy, beat myself with a bundle of birch twigs, and then hop into a hole in the ice, if it's winter. Afterwards I drink vodka straight from the bottle as Sister Sweden whips my nuts with a knotted shoelace.
DENMARK: .................................
FINLAND: Believe me, your rock collecting's fine.