Don't mess with Aland 27 9, 9:31pm

In WWII, the Russians trained their dogs to hide under tanks when they heard the sound of gunfire. The goal was that they would send the dogs into battle with bombs tied to their backs, and when they heard gunfire, they would run and hide under German tanks. Fortunately for the Germans, that didn't work out. Since the German tanks used gasoline, the Russian tanks used diesel fuel, and the dogs were trained using tanks that ran on diesel fuel, when the guns were fired, the dogs immediately ran to hide under the nearest Russian tank. Whoever trained the dogs was so stupid XD