Scandinavia and the World

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Goat Steak 4 12, 5:19am

China: Do you have any advice for my new goat I'm going to make and burn?
Sweden: I would recommend magnesium. You have a lot of it, and it is flammable, but in large pieces, it is unlikely to completely destroy anything. So, as long as you don't have any small pieces involved, that's what I think you should do.
China: Okay, thanks for the advice Sweden.
America: Your goat has been burning for a while. Don't you think it's time to put it out?
China: Yes, that would be a good idea.
America: Okay, I have a bucket of water-
China: America, no- Oh dear god, YOU FUELED THE FIRE!!!
America: I'm sorry, I didn't know!
Finland: Perkele...