Scandinavia and the World

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Return of the lovable dork 14 2, 11:11am

@Gecko This is not a realistic approach. In order to be realistic, Brother America would have the following characteristics:

1. Lead poisoning
2. Loud, grating loutish behavior
3. A superiority complex
4. Abusive even when others try to help
5. Be dating *daughter* America and maybe *son* america (but he'd completely deny that one) instead of Mexico
6. A complete inability to take criticism
7. Be utterly racist.

I could go on, but I'm pretty sure I've passed the limit of the conservative attention span.