Play date 17 6, 3:03am

-What a world we live in! Trump was playing nice with North Korea's leader, and I finally married Kate Winslet!
-DarkMage, this is just a dream. Wake up. Wake up!

*screen ripples*

-Whoah, I just had the... simultaneously the most awkward, and the most wonderful dream!
-It, uh, wasn't... a dream, DarkMage.
-YOU MEAN I'M ACTUALLY MARRIED TO KATE WINSLET?!
-....................................No, I mean..... about Trump and Kim....
-Very funny. Now, where's Kate?
-.....DarkMage, take a deep breath now...