Sweden Denmark and Norway 26 11, 8:54am

"Hi, I'm Sweden, I'll be your IKEA customer service helper today!"
"..."
"Yes?"
"How do you put together an.. A... Ap... Apalaerö armchair?"
"Oh, I can't help you unless you pronounce the name correctly. We comfort people after they fail until they get the hint and go to Walmart. Again, unless you pronounce the name correctly. Then we'll help you."
"..."
*Hangs up*
(Sweden looks like a customer service representative.)